amoying:

mittensthebootyhunter:

amoying:

i need a cute boy to rub my butt bc it hurts

why havent we had sex yet

because idk who you are also bc i said my butt hurts not that i want vaginal penetration

(via justanother-set-of-bones)

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

image

what a majestic creature

(via wecametoseetheocean)

  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

sorryforpartybarackin:

its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you

(via moriartyissher-locked)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Simon says youre a little bitch

(via sandslash)