i need a cute boy to rub my butt bc it hurts
why havent we had sex yet
because idk who you are also bc i said my butt hurts not that i want vaginal penetration
(via justanother-set-of-bones)
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
(via wecametoseetheocean)
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you
(via moriartyissher-locked)









